SEO SAVAGES get in touch

Let’s talk.

No pitch. No retainer theater. Send your URL and we’ll give you a straight read, even if the answer is “don’t bother.” Or grab a 30-minute intro slot.

$ founder-to-founder · one slot open · max 6 clients

Still from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: two characters driving a convertible through the desert — ~/savages $ ./say-hello no bat country. just a straight read.

WHO YOU GET You’ll talk to these two. Not an account manager.

Dr Blaze

Strategist, Psychometrician & No-BS Partner

Blazej Mrozinski · bio →

Bobby K

Programmatic Mastermind & Creative Genius

Robert Kowalski · bio →

send a message

or book a slot

what happens next

[1] you send your URL, or grab a 30-min slot

[2] we run a straight read: pSEO / AI-SEO fit, real upside

[3] you get the truth, even if it's "don't bother"